nimal interview

K: Why?

N: She is the Great Beast. The number 666 is upon her. Her eyes glow red, her head spins
around…. and so on.

K: How do you get the bunnies' attention?

N: Usually I just say "Stop that!" "Don't do that!", "No, bad bunny!"… or something like that.

K: Does it work?

N: No, never.

K: Do you have a favourite bunny?

N: They are all equally naughty, but if I had to choose a favourite it would be Dingleberry.

K: Why?

N: Well, she has special needs. She's had a rough trot lately and she is our first bunny. I'm
very fond of her.

K: Did you ever have pets when you were a kid?

N: Yes. I had a yabby, a shrimp, an axolotl, fish and a cat.

K: Did you ever think you'd have as many animals as we have now?

N: Of course not! I didn't think I was going to be a zoo keeper!

K: Yes, but you have qualifications in zoology, don't you?

N: I just like to know what the enemy is thinking!

K: How would you describe living with house rabbits?

N: Interesting…

K: Do you think it's for everybody?

N: No, certainly not. It suits people who don't like to travel, don't mind getting things stuck
to their feet and who never want to see their mother-in-law again.

K: Thank you for your time. Any last comments for other bunny lovers?

N: Consider getting a budgie - I hear they make wonderful pets!

Interview with Nimal, a reluctant
house bunny enthusiast

Karen: How would you describe our house?

Nimal: It resembles a disaster area that's been hit
by a bomb.

K: How do guests react?

N: I don't know, nobody visits us anymore!

K: What's your favourite bunny habit? N: When
they sit quietly and don't do anything.

K: Who do you think is our naughtiest bunny?

N: Princess, followed by Princess…. and then
Princess again…